Fireman

My wife will hear me chuckling and say, " are you screwing with tards on the internet again?"

I'll say, yeah, they got a new one who thinks he was born knowing the earth is a ball, he's hilarious, he'll argue with a possum.

Im going to give him three cranks on his tail and then go on the front de... View MoreMy wife will hear me chuckling and say, " are you screwing with tards on the internet again?"

I'll say, yeah, they got a new one who thinks he was born knowing the earth is a ball, he's hilarious, he'll argue with a possum.

Im going to give him three cranks on his tail and then go on the front deck and shoot a bit.

Make me a sammich

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Christ on the cross, did your mother actually FEED YOU lead paint as a baby?

The best technique I ever saw was to scream FUCK YOU!! right in the person's face from an inch away getting spittle all over them and every time the person opened their mouth to speak scream FUCK YOU!! In their face again and again until they walk away.

Sure miss you mom, that was good teaching

What is it with all the tattoos on these young girls?

Damn

I know that frog
He thinks he's on a spinning flying ball