Today in Nigeria tragedy struck.
The Chongo clan invited a distant cousin who worked as a welder home to create a "tank" to avenge the deaths of Chumba, as well as Ali "shorty" Chongo.
Cousin Robert Ch... View MoreToday in Nigeria tragedy struck.
The Chongo clan invited a distant cousin who worked as a welder home to create a "tank" to avenge the deaths of Chumba, as well as Ali "shorty" Chongo.
Cousin Robert Chongo got to work welding thick sheer metal to a frame made of fence posts which had itself been welded to a seventy year old Caterpillar bulldozer that had been stolen from a neighboring village last year.
Though much smaller than the famous American "Killdozer" its armor could withstand most local small arms.
As M'butu was returning from his job as a coca harvester for local honest businessman John Okafor, the miniature Murderdozer came over the hill on Mamba Road and began chasing M'butu who sped back to his job site on his bicycle.
The armor stood up to punishing abuse by security guards who mistook the Murderdozer as an attack by honest business rival Pal Eze, who owns a misunderstood farm near by.
The panicked driver Xuthal Chongo tried to turn the tankette around, but due to its wider turn radius it destroyed two fences (causing Mr. Okafar's pet lions to be released) before crushing a security guard to death and knocking over a nearby tower used to greet visitors from a distance.
As Xuthal sped away at some eight kilometers an hour, the engine proved unable to withstand the strain of the armor and a second trip up hill and soon overheated.
M'butu quickly escaped onto the farm, and Xuthal was accidentally shot by security guards who mistook him for an escaped lion.
At the time of this dispatch, the lions are still at large and have mauled only one child, so far.
Today in Nigeria, the death toll once again rose in the ongoing feud (presently under UN investigation) between M'Butu Adeyemi and the Chongo clan. This time launching a full assault as M'butu was lea... View MoreToday in Nigeria, the death toll once again rose in the ongoing feud (presently under UN investigation) between M'Butu Adeyemi and the Chongo clan. This time launching a full assault as M'butu was leaving work at a local Chinese sweatshop.
The seventy year old White Phosphorus mortars (apparently captured from the French in Vietnam) worked exactly as designed, but the ill trained Chongos failed to properly sight the tube in, and they sent the first two rounds into a large building window of the factory, causing the thick layer of what the Chinese manager described as "framabre" dust" which coats every surface in the building to burst into flames.
The entire structure to burn to the ground in the second arson to be connected to the Chongos.
Even as the building of a Chinese company was in flames, the Chongo family unleashed a fusillade of rifle fire from mostly Chinese manufactured Type 56 SKS rifles.
Amazingly, they managed to kill nearly everyone BUT M'butu, who fired his Romanian Tokarev randomly while running away.
Unable to justify the violence as a blood debt, the Chongo Clan released a statement warning China to cease its racism, or else more factories would burn.
Today in Nigeria Chongo's family again sought to avenge not one but two murders of their clan by M'butu.
While leaving Sunday church services, 12 year old child soldier Hassan Chongo threw 50 year old... View MoreToday in Nigeria Chongo's family again sought to avenge not one but two murders of their clan by M'butu.
While leaving Sunday church services, 12 year old child soldier Hassan Chongo threw 50 year old Soviet hand grenade, which according to witnesses produced a loud "pop" but did not detonate, before the filler caught fire.
Unfortunately, the dry weather in recent days had caused a lot of the plants and grass to also be quite dry, and very tragically, the fire soon spread to St. Paul's church. Father John Chubangona was reportedly trapped inside along with a local missionary. They were rescued by a passing UN convoy who are now said to be looking into the affair.
According to M'butu, it was impossible to kill him on The Lord's Day, though one missionary seems to have a very different view saying "These people are from Satan!"
Today in Nigeria local Igbos tribal leader Joseph Mugbotho sought to make peace in a village divided by civil strife.
The dispute began when M'butu mistakingly believed that baldness is caused by havi... View MoreToday in Nigeria local Igbos tribal leader Joseph Mugbotho sought to make peace in a village divided by civil strife.
The dispute began when M'butu mistakingly believed that baldness is caused by having gold in one's head. He used a machete to cleave open the skull of one Chumba Chongo. Saddened to learn there was no gold he dumped the body in a local stream that provides the fish, drinking water and sewage run off point.
After this there were a series of failed vengeance attempts by Mr. Chongo's family; these acts have become as disruptive of life in the village as Mr. Chongo's unfortunate death was.
The peace talks had gone well enough and indeed were nearly complete...
And then while coming out of the mudhut castle for a break M'butu noticed a dwarf walking towards a pregnant woman. Fearing that this would cause her to give birth to dwarves, he quickly threw a surplus Soviet RGD-5 hand grenade killing the dwarf immediately. This became a problem as the dwarf was Mouhmad Chongo.
Peace talks rapidly disintegrated and the feud has resumed.
Today in Nigeria, after weeks if planning the family of the late Chumba Chongo produced an IED made from a bag of Urea Nitrate fertilizer stolen from the back of a UNISEF truck and gasoline siphoned f... View MoreToday in Nigeria, after weeks if planning the family of the late Chumba Chongo produced an IED made from a bag of Urea Nitrate fertilizer stolen from the back of a UNISEF truck and gasoline siphoned from the car of a visiting Africare delegate. The device was made by Chumba's uncle, Mohammed Chongo, who had allegedly been in Boko Haram.
All had been going according to plan, until he attached the phone to the detonator.
When he emplaced the device he turned on the phone. This phone produced a tone when it is turned on and the device was wired to the phone's speaker.
Mohammed Chongo and his son Malik were both instantly killed, but his 8 year old nephew who was unnamed survived with only modest burns. M'butu stated that "The Lord will continue to bless me and save me from the snares of wicked men."
Today in Nigeria Chongo's family, still seeking to avenge Chongo sent their 13 year old son, Chunga, out with a surplus Chinese Type 57 AKM to ambush M'butu as he went to the local stream/sewer/fishin... View MoreToday in Nigeria Chongo's family, still seeking to avenge Chongo sent their 13 year old son, Chunga, out with a surplus Chinese Type 57 AKM to ambush M'butu as he went to the local stream/sewer/fishing hole to gather some water to cook breakfast.
At a distance of some fifty meters Chunga opened fire in the fully automatic mode.
M'butu immediately returned fire, with a surplus Hungarian AKM.
Since both men had set the rear sights of their AKs to the highest setting (practically indirect fire) to "cause the bullets to shoot harder," neither of them could manage an actual hit on their respective targets.
Eventually M'butu and Chunga ran out of ammo. Chunga retreated as M'butu drew a sixty year old Romanian Tokarev with a shot out bore, and fired a full magazine without hitting Chunga.
We will continue to cover this feud as developments occur.
Let's see how long it takes for the media to pick up on this.
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